A few weeks after Merriam-Webster named βslopβ as its phrase of the yr, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella weighed in on what to anticipate from AI in 2026.
In his traditional, mental model, Nadella wrote on his private weblog that he needs us to cease pondering of AI as βslopβ and begin pondering of it as βbicycles for the thoughts.β
He wrote, βA brand new idea that evolves βbicycles for the thoughtsβ such that we all the time consider AI as a scaffolding for human potential vs a substitute.β
He continued: βWe have to get past the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a brand new equilibrium by way of our βidea of the thoughtsβ that accounts for people being outfitted with these new cognitive amplifier instruments as we relate to one another.β
If you happen to parse by these syllables, you may even see that heβs not solely urging everybody to cease pondering of AI-generated content material as slop, but in addition needs the tech trade to cease speaking about AI as a alternative for people. He hopes the trade will begin speaking about it as a human-helper productiveness device as a substitute.
Right hereβs the issue with that framing, although: A lot of AI agent advertising makes use of the concept of changing human labor as a option to value it, and justify its expense.
In the meantime, a few of the greatest names in AI have been sounding the alarm that that the tech will quickly trigger very excessive ranges of human unemployment. For example, in Might Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei warned that AI may take away half of all entry-level white-collar jobs, elevating unemployment to 10-20% over the following 5 years, and he doubled down on that final month in an interview on 60 Minutes.
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But we presently donβt understand how true such doomsday stats are. As Nadella implies, most AI instruments at the moment donβt exchange employees, they’re utilized by them (so long as the human doesnβt thoughts checking the AIβs work for accuracy).
One oft-cited analysis research is MITβs ongoing Venture Iceberg, which seeks to measure the financial affect on jobs as AI enters the workforce. Venture Iceberg estimates that AI is presently able to performing about 11.7% of human paid labor.
Whereas this has been extensively reported as AI being able to changing practically 12% of jobs, the Venture says what itβs truly estimating is how a lot of a job may be offloaded to AI. It then calculates wages hooked up to that offloaded work. Curiously, the duties it cites as examples embody automated paperwork for nurses and AI-written laptop code.
Thatβs to not say there aren’t any jobs being closely impacted by AI. Company graphic artists and advertising bloggers are two examples, in line with a Substack known as Blood within the Machine. Then there are the excessive unemployment charges amongst new grad junior coders.
But it surelyβs additionally true that extremely expert artists, writers and programmers produce higher work with AI instruments than these with out the talents. AI canβt exchange human creativity, but.
So itβs maybe no shock that as we slide into 2026, some knowledge is rising that exhibits the roles the place AI has made probably the most progress are literally flourishing. Vanguardβs 2026 financial forecast report discovered that βthe roughly 100 occupations most uncovered to AI automation are literally outperforming the remainder of the labor market by way of job progress and actual wage will increase.β
The Vanguard report concludes that those that are masterfully utilizing AI are making themselves extra precious, not replaceable.
The irony is that Microsoftβs personal actions final yr helped give rise to the AI-is-coming-for-our-jobs narrative. The corporate laid off over 15,000 folks in 2025, even because it recorded document revenues and earnings for its final fiscal yr, which closed in June β citing success with AI as a motive. Nadella even wrote a public memo concerning the layoffs after these outcomes.
Notably, he didnβt say that inside AI effectivity led to cuts. However he did say that Microsoft needed to βreimagine our mission for a brand new periodβ and named βAI transformationβ as one of many firmβs three enterprise targets on this period (the opposite two being safety and high quality).
The reality about job loss attributed to AI throughout 2025 AI is extra nuanced. Because the Vanguard report factors out, this had much less to do with inside AI effectivity and extra to do with abnormal enterprise practices which might be much less thrilling to traders, like ending funding in slowing areas to pile in to rising ones.
To be honest, Microsoft wasnβt alone in shedding employees whereas pursuing AI. The expertise was stated to be answerable for nearly 55,000 layoffs within the U.S. in 2025, in line with analysis from agency Challenger, Grey & Christmas, CNBC reported. That report cited the big cuts final yr at Amazon, Salesforce, Microsoft and different tech firms chasing AI.
And to be honest to slop, these of us who spend extra time than we should always on social media laughing at memes and AI-generated short-form movies may argue that slop is one in every of AIβs most entertaining (if not finest) makes use of, too.




